March 2012
SUN
So much more sun. I’m a step away from becoming one of those red necks with the stained wife-beater and shorts on, drinking cheap beer and shouting in an undistinguishable manner. The reason is that they usually have a chair to sit on outside, I don’t.
Cathouse tonight. Wish I wasn’t up so fucking early.
DAMN IT ADAM Y U NO ABLE TO SING AT ALL
Shouldn’t have come home, I’m so bored now.
heart--of--a--lion asked: i now know how to open a banana. my whole life has been a lie. :(
Anonymous asked: is there anyone you like?
heart--of--a--lion asked: is that a banana in your pocket? ;)
Right. Time fo bed y'all.
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kennypunchmoney asked: I don't get the samarawithyou thing, I want to get it, it hurts my head trying to work it out.
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
Brutally Honest turns of conversation
It’s a good thing, not enough of it
Forgetting to put quotation marks round things which make no sense out of context of the film. Damn it Harry, why you so full of good lines.
Can’t a guy call a girl attractive without it being a compliment?
Going to watch when Harry Met Sally cause I’m a big gay boy. And also cause I can’t find ‘Shame’ with Michael Fassbender online and it’s frustrating me.
The Skin I Live In - Anyone seen this movie!?
ayershole asked: that carpet is boggin but
